Gas station clerk.
I love my job - office cleaner. Free workout and I get tons more attention from women than I used to as a computer guy (women distrust computer guys, and here some inside information: for a reason).
What's the reason?
They think too much.
True. Probably feels like you're in Idiocracy when you talk to a common man or woman I can imagine.
That was actually the politically correct answer. I didn't mention the fact that prolonged intense mental activity behind a computer screen can induce a permanent state of rage in human beings (merrily referred to as "irritability" in professional circles) and can do severe damage to the imagination and the libido with it. In short, the majority of people I met in my computing days were totally screwed up, and any perception of an idiocracy from their part is mere projection. Trust me