Typical mid-life crisisOnce upon a time I took a dump. 35/thirtyfive years later I flushed the toilet. The End.
My nonexistent trip to EnglandSo yeah having this thought of being stuck in England with no place to stay, getting a crap job at mcdonalds working with chavs, being driven crazy by the fry alarm, running out into the streets of London screaming wankers! WANKERS in a southern accent with my arms flairing about, then I get run over by a huge ass bus.
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